If Twitter was invented by a woman, the character limit would be 10,000 letters.
-unknown
Facebook Man facebook status
You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.
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Oh, so you`re a model? That toilet in the background of all your pictures looks fabulous.
-unknown
How to get a woman mad in 2 easy steps: 1. Take a picture of her. 2. Don`t show it to her.
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Ain`t no mountain high enough to keep me from getting to you. Unless its an actual mountain, then forget it.
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Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
-Zac
"You`ve changed" ... No actually i think the proper term is "I`ve stopped trying to please you."
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She is a player, but it`s my game ;)
-Sachin
Texting girls at 11:12, making their wishes come true.
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You were cute until I clicked "View more pictures"
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