Can a woman make you a millionaire? Yes, but only if you are a billionaire..
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Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up
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Ladies are so funny. They want the guys to forget their age & remember their birthdays..
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The key to any successful relationship is to know the difference between what`s wrong and the woman`s opinion.
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If you say `woman` fast enough it sounds like `make me a sandwich`.
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Woman always worry about the things that man forget; man always worry about the things that woman remember.
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Men with good intentions make promises. Men with good character keep them.
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When a girl changes in front of you: A) She is really interested in you B) You`re level 99 friend zoned C) She`s pretty sure you`re gay
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My girlfriend told me "Football or me"
. Sometimes I miss her.
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Getting married at the age of 22-23 is like leaving a night party at 8:30 !!
-Afaq