"I`m never drinking again" = I`m never drinking again until this hangover is gone.
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Some women turn into good drivers... ....So if you are a good driver, watch out for them when they`re turning.
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HOT SURFACE, DO NOT TOUCH! “Hmmmm, I wonder how hot is hot..... AHHH!!
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"Hey babe, you smell that?" .. "No." .. "Me neither, start cooking?"
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Give me a beer and watch me get awesome.
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It’s funny how sitting “boy, girl, boy, girl” used to be a punishment.
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“Why are you single?” I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.
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Play like a man. Lose like a man!
-Shohan
A woman`s logic: He`s nice, but I`d rather date an asshole, try to change him, fail, get my heart broken and preach "All guys are the same."
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For every male action, there is a female overreaction...
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