Boys don`t cry, but real men do.
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All girls are crazy, So pick your crazy
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"my mom likes u" is probably the best thing u will ever want to hear from bae
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why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when u drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor?
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when you go to put your hand down her pants but she`s wearing skinny jeans
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I hate the school part, but I honestly can`t wait for Friday night football games again
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when your crush calls you dude
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Being called "Baby" has a positive effect on the female brain, causing instant emotional stress relief..
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I can`t be "just friends" with you.
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I love the Kardashians because they literally do nothing and that`s why they are famous and it`s so inspiring honestly
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