The fastest way to make a woman completely lose her mind? Tell her to calm down during an argument.
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The best part of being a guy is that I can pee anywhere.
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Ladies, the next time a guy has the courage to talk to you, remember he`s not wearing makeup. Also, remember what you look like without it.
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Yes it may sound childish but if it glows in the dark I still get freaking exited.
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Went by the bank today and the female teller was flirting with me which was weird considering she saw my account balance.
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A Shout Out to all the beautiful women who don`t need to dress half naked to get a man`s attention. Stay classy! The rest of you, come with me.
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Did you ever notice how a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I’ll be home in 5min” are one and the same?
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
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Men Don`t try to understand women, only women understand women and they hate each other.
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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