For every male action, there is a female
overreaction...
overreaction...
-Hassan
Facebook Man facebook status
Being single because you can`t find anyone who`s more amazing than you..
-unknown
Why you single? Because my girl is playing hide and seek and won`t show herself.!!!!
-Kuel
Ladies, just because its designer, doesn`t mean it looks good on you.
-unknown
Dear Girls, please bring your own jacket, we get cold too. Sincerely, all Boyfriends
-unknown
Nice tan, what`s your race? Carrot?
-unknown
A girl`s "amazing" night will be all over facebook in pictures to see. Our amazing nights shall never be spoken of or brought up again.
-unknown
"I`m gonna wear this shirt that shows 3/4 of my boobs. Then I`m gonna call YOU a pervert for looking" - Girl logic
-unknown
The real reason women live longer than men is because they don`t have to live with women.
-unknown
My girlfriend told me "sports or me". Sometimes I miss her..
-unknown