What`s that thing called when your crush likes you back? Oh yeah. Imagination.
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Man RULES: YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.
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ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!
SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!
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LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU`RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT`S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON`T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.
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MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
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Girls, the "Prince charming" thing doesn`t exist. Settle for the guy who knows the difference between "You`re" and "Your". Your welcome.
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Ladies, they`re called scents, not flavors. I shouldn`t be able to taste your perfume.
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Research shows that in 100% of cases, when someone says "Oh no she didn`t!", she in fact, did.
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First thing a girl says when it rains:
"MY HAIR!."
"MY HAIR!."
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Men say women should come with instructions..but what`s the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?
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