If you`re not happy being single, you`ll never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life first, then share it.
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Facebook Man facebook status
when a girl says "do whatever you want." do not do whatever you want.
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Girls` jeans pockets are ridiculously small and close to useless.
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"I need a boyfriend" No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty.
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If ants were the size of humans, they would be able to run twice as fast as a Lamborghini.
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That awkward moment when someone tells you your zipper is open.
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It`s all fun and games until you see a picture of what you looked like in 6th grade.
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I have a bad habit of reading a text and not replying.
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Most girls on Facebook have more problems than a math book.
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LIKE IF: Words I use in every sentence: no, stop, dude, literally, like, seriously.
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