I wonder if Beyonce wakes up in the morning and thinks wow i`m Beyonce
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy.....I came back drunk.
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Those girls who think every guy wants them……..No.
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If a girl asks you a question, its better to just give her the truth, chances are she`s asking you because she already knows the answer.
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When a girl says "Do whatever you want" Do NOT do whatever you want.
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She said "Every Kiss begins with K", I said "To bad Ugly begins with U"
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Getting married at 21 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm
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Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
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Guess what dragons, unicorns and sane women have in common.
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When a girl says: "I`m cold.", don`t be stupid & say "me too."
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