Guys insult each other and don`t mean it. Girls compliment each other and don`t mean it.
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Telling a girl to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat.
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I`ll be Burger King and you be McDonald`s. I`ll have it my way, and you`ll be lovin` it.
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Women live a better, longer & peaceful life. Why? Very simple.
A woman doesn`t have a wife.
A woman doesn`t have a wife.
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A study finds, most men believe that brunettes make good wives and blondes make better girlfriends.
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90% of my timeline consists of girls complaining.
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Don`t make me wait, just because you know I will.
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DID YOU KNOW: It is illegal for unmarried women to parachute on Sundays in Florida.
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When you see a man open the door of his car for his wife you can be sure of one of these two, either the car is new or the wife is new.
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When you stop trying to find the right man and become the right woman, the right man will find his way to you.
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