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Three fastest ways of communication: Tele-Phone, Tele-Vision & Tell-a-Woman.
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My favorite thing to do is to watch all the girls at my school pretend to be friends with each other.
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If Monday was a girl, it would be that annoying ginger girl who loves horses and reminds the teacher about homework.
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Females who don`t ask for much, deserve it all.
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Girls who say, "a lot of guys are after me", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
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Girls need to start looking for guys who have goals, ambitions, and an education. Cause 10yrs from now "SWAG" isn`t going to pay the bills.
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Boys lie more, but girls lie better...
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Girls please, I can`t answer all 0 messages at once.
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When a woman says "Have fun" she`s really hoping you have a horrible time without her
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I googled your name earlier…I clicked on ‘I’m Feeling Lucky.’
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