When a girl says "no," a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
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Those awesome random fights between Peter Griffin and that big-ass chicken.
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Remember straight guys need to hear they’re pretty sometimes too.
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Shout out to all the girls who don`t have to dress half naked to get a mans attention.
Stay classy!
And the rest of you come with me.
Stay classy!
And the rest of you come with me.
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Ways to tell a woman`s mad at you:
- She`s silent.
- She`s yelling.
- She acts the same.
- She acts different.
- She`s silent.
- She`s yelling.
- She acts the same.
- She acts different.
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How to get friendzoned :
1. Be nice.
2. The end.
1. Be nice.
2. The end.
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My girlfriend is a magician..... She can turn anything into an ARGUMENT.
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Do I want you? YES
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when a girl says she`ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it`s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left
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What is the next thing that a guy does after winning an argument with his girlfriend? Apologize. :-P
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