Sometimes I miss being in a relationship, but then I look at my wallet and I feel alright again.
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All single ladies, stop saying you should just give up and get a cat.If no man wants you, don’t force an innocent cat to live with you...
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at least miley is getting paid to act ratchet, the rest of you do it for free.
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If you invite a girl over to "watch a movie" and all you do is actually watch a movie, you fail as a guy.
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Why do girls with boyfriends flirt way more than single girls?
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when a girl changes in front of you
(a) she likes you
(b) your level 99 friend zone
(c) she`s pretty sure your gay
(a) she likes you
(b) your level 99 friend zone
(c) she`s pretty sure your gay
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Never call a girl fat. Even if you`re joking. cause once you`ve said that, she will remember it for the rest of her life.
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How to get a woman mad in 2 easy steps:
1. Take a picture of her.
2. Don`t show it to her.
1. Take a picture of her.
2. Don`t show it to her.
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The best way to change a woman’s mind is to agree with her.
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#thingsguysdontsay i bet she has a great personality.
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