80% of women ask questions in which they already know the answer to. This is why it`s best to simply tell her the truth.
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Men go shopping to buy what they want, women go shopping to find out what they want.
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the difference between girl friend and girlfriend is that little tiny space they call the friend zone
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Nothing`s more expensive than a woman who is free on the weekend.
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What do you call a really fun, good looking girl? Taken.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So now I have two.
So now I have two.
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"Who are we?"
"Women!"
"What do we want?"
"We don`t know!"
"When do we want it?"
"Now!"
"Women!"
"What do we want?"
"We don`t know!"
"When do we want it?"
"Now!"
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My girlfriend is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
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Not to brag or sound like a superior being or anything, but I pee standing up.
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Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.
-Jose Juan