"I`m gonna wear this shirt that shows 3/4 of my boobs. Then I`m gonna call YOU a pervert for looking" - Girl logic
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If your girl don`t get on your nerves then that ain`t your girl.
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If she doesn`t text you when she`s drunk, you`re not the one.
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Just because it`s called make-up... doesn`t mean it`s supposed to makeup 99% of your face.
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Never trust a bitch that take hours to text you back but when you with them they always got they phone in their hand texting.
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Dear Girls, Please bring your own jacket, we get cold too. Sincerely, Boyfriends.
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ex`s be like: "remember when we used to?" NOPE I remember when you couldn`t be faithful that`s what I remember.. do you remember?
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Bored?
1 - Find a group photo of 4 girls.
2 - Comment, "You 3 look awesome!"
3 - And wait...
1 - Find a group photo of 4 girls.
2 - Comment, "You 3 look awesome!"
3 - And wait...
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I know I’m pretty damn great, but I’ve never been this close to perfection.
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Women have to deal with periods and pregnancy. Men have to deal with women. It`s all about balance.
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