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					 To all The girls that says 
"Men Don`t Have Feelings" 
Men have feelings too. 
For example, we feel hungry..					
					
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					 They don`t miss you when you`re gone, they miss you when you move on.					
					
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					 Getting friend zoned is like writing a 5 page essay only to find out you wrote it on the wrong topic.					
					
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					 If it can`t be fixed with duct tape, it`s time to buy a new one.					
					
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					 Women Logic: I want my intelligence, humor and wit to be taken seriously so that`s why I post cleavage pics.					
					
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					 There`s no man who ever closed his pants zip with a left hand.					
					
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					 Always compliment looks on a date. They spent a lot of time looking good for you.					
					
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					 "I`m gonna wear this shirt that shows 3/4 of my boobs. Then I`m gonna call YOU a pervert for looking" - Girl logic					
					
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					 Best Relationship Status: . . I am not Single..... I am on Money Saving Mode.					
					
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					 Don`t try to understand women. 
Women understand women and they hate each other.					
					
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