To all you girls out there looking for the "right" guy, truth is you probably already know him.
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Nothing is sexier then a girl who can take care of herself, but likes to be taken care of.
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Admit it, you don`t text your crush first because you`re afraid you`re being annoying.
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Don`t lose months of your life "getting over" a girl. If she didn`t want you, she didn`t DESERVE you.
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If your guy friends don`t have a good feeling about her, there`s a damn good reason why.
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Forget about full moons. Apparently, the real werewolf comes out whenever there`s a full box of tampons in the grocery bag.
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There are many fish in the sea... Don`t settle for a piranha.
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Girls are like books. Never judge them by the cover... Look at the back first THEN decide.
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Why are hangovers better than women? Hangovers will go away.
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Fun Fact: You can win all arguments with your man by putting on yoga pants and walking away.
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