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Females over 6ft shouldn`t be allowed to buy heels, bitch you going to the club, not the NBA draft.
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Don`t give another girl more attention than your girlfriend.
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Why do some girls look so good in over-sized sweaters
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a man should offer a woman security and safety.
a woman should offer a man peace.
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feel free to come rub my back and play with my hair
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Fast replies make me feel like you actually want to talk to me. But slow replies make me think you`re talking to someone better.
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Basic females say, "All men are the same."
What they should be saying is, "All men I like are the same."

Let`s be real.
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JOKE OF THE YEAR: Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.
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Ladies, speaking to a guy with subtle hints and indirect meanings is like speaking to us in Latin
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Girls need to understand it`s not that we don`t trust them. We just know what those "guy friends" really want.
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