Girls that don`t smoke drink or go to party`s
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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When a man opens the car door for his wife, it`s either a new car or a new wife.
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Swag is for boys, Class is for men.
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When you ask a girl for her number then she responds by asking you for yours just walk away
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My scars tell a story. A story about a guy who`s really f-cking clumsy
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I hope she finds a nice guy.
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The best way to find out what`s on a females mind is to make her mad. Then all the truth comes out.
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Girl: "Go on, don`t be shy and ask me out."
Boy: "Okay, get out."
Boy: "Okay, get out."
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U wanna breakup, that`s fine. But u need to make a PowerPoint of all the negatives in our relationship. At least 15 or we staying together.
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