Facebook Food statuses

They say butterflies taste with their feet. What are your thoughts on this?
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is now on two diets...because he was still hungry after just one.
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Note to vegetarians: My food poops on your food. Enjoy that salad!
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is like a can of pringles, once u pop, u cant stop.
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I havent put weight on, my clothes have shrunk :)
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will not be responsible for her actions if she doesn’t get some chocolate soon
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
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thinks it’s inappropriate for Sea World to have a seafood restaurant.
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thinks chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.
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