Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.
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Facebook Food statuses
Chocolate contains phenylthylamine, the chemical your brain produces when you fall in love. No love? Eat chocolate!
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Might buy a junkyard just to grow my own junk food.
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What`s worse than finding a worm in the apple you just took a bite from?? . . ~ Finding only half of the worm!!
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When you`re stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets.. Why? Because `Stressed` spelled backwards is `Desserts` :)
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I`m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. Story of every person`s life.
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LIKE if you can`t tell the difference between coke & pepsi.
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"ughh I`m so full".."who wants dessert?".."MEEE!!!"
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There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, “Don’t eat me.” Now there’s an empty plate and a note, Don’t tell me what to do.
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
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