Okay, can someone please invent the opposite of a microwave. I need my beer cold, now. And no, the freezer is not fast enough :)
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Facebook Food statuses
[D]id [I] [E]at [T]hat :)
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I like carrots. Go vitamin C!
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Me:The world can`t end in 2012. Someone:Really?Why? Me:My snack bar doesn`t expire until 2013!
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The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
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Screw you recommended serving size. You don`t know me.
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# Dinner guests coming over later and I got nothing. Does anyone know how to turn beef jerky back into steaks?
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When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.
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You can`t buy happiness.but you can buy ice cream,which is kinda the same thing (;
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The first sip of a hot beverage is always the scariest sip.
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