Facebook Food statuses

You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.
-unknown
Screw you recommended serving size. YOU don`t know me!
-unknown
I`m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat... :D
-unknown
Everything sucks...............................................except FOOD !!!! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
-unknown
Coffee is the drink of life!
-Pat
Accomplishing things before the microwave hits 00:00.
-unknown
I hate when its quiet and your eating something crunchy.
-unknown
Going to: ❒ Paris ❒ New York ❒ London ✔ KITCHEN, Im hungry
-unknown
Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms :)
-unknown
really doesn`t get why people like brunch. What`s the benefit of combining break-dancing and lunch?
-Akshay

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