When you`re stressed you eat ice cream, chocolate and sweets. You know why? Because "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts"
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Facebook Food statuses
The sexual tension between you and your fridge.
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Me: I`m hungry. Fridge: I don`t give a sh*t. Cabinet: B*tch, don`t look at me. Freezer: Lol, you like ice?
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Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
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The awkward moment when you`re eating dinner at someone else`s house & you don`t like the food, but you have to pretend to like it.
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Today, I found an M&M in a bag of skittles. I believe it was spying on the enemy.
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*food hits ground* germ: "LET`S GET IT!!" king germ: "No, you have to wait at least 5 seconds!"
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"Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah""Ok then i`m coming."
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``Mom, can we go to McDonalds?" "there`s food in the fridge." "That`s not what I asked...``
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Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!
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