~On TV Commercial~ "Dominoes Pizza now has REAL Cheese !" "Then what the heck was on it before ?!"
-Denisa
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My toaster has two settings, too soon or too late...
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I was just about to go to bed & then I hear something growling! =O It`s my tummy! :) guess It`s time to raid the fridge
-Jocelyn
Mom, my friends don`t care if the house is a mess, they just want the food.
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The awkward moment when you’re over someones house and they offer you food but you don’t know how much to take.
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Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
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That awkward moment when you have crunchy food in a room full of silent people...
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When i open a pack of bread i skip the first slice because it`s ugly.
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I wouldn`t hate my noisy alarm so much if it woke me up with the fragrance of Coffee instead.
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Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people..
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