Only 10 calories per brownie? Ok, I`ll take 20, thanks :D
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Facebook Food statuses
ME: “There`s nothing to eat” MOM: “Yes there is!!” ME: “Ugh… let me rephrase that… NOTHING GOOD TO EAT!!”
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The food channel is like porn for your stomach
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If there is no chocolate in heaven...I AM NOT GOING !
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awkward moment when you put a sausage in your mouth and everyone starts laughing..
-Aisha
when you drop food on the floor and people say `5 second rule` well, i`d love to know who invented this `rule`?
-Aisha
Longest minutes in life: 1. Waiting for food out of the microwave. 2. Waiting for that one text/call.
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Chucky Cheese is just a casino for the underaged.
-Abel
You want breakfast in bed? You`re gonna have to sleep in the kitchen then...
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I don`t understand why people need drugs, when there`s food.
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