What the hell is up with "Fun Sized" candy? There is nothing "Fun" about less candy o_O
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Facebook Food statuses
"Dude, she just called you fat!" "Oh hell no. Hold my cake! LOL jk, I`m hungry."
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I never wanted to grow up, I just wanted to be tall enough to reach the cookies.
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That awkward moment when you buy a bag of air & there’s chips inside.
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You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy chocolate & that’s kind of the same thing. :D
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"I can`t eat anymore, I`m full!" ... "Do you want any desert?" ... "YES!!"
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like if you also have that one restaurant where you always order the same thing.
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The awkward moment when the microwave heats up your bowl more than your food.
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That awkward moment when you lose your mom in the grocery store and search for her through all the aisles
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Ways to make me happy: GIVE ME FOOD
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