If you don`t know what to do,just open the fridge. ;)
-Anuk
Facebook Food statuses
LIKE IF When food advertisements come on tv & you suddenly feel like you haven`t eaten in weeks..
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You can`t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that`s kinda the same thing
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Eating a cake while crying over how fat you are.
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Dear Food Commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, Normal people.
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Defensive Eating: Strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it.
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"Dinners ready".."Coming mom!"...*Continues using the computer*
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Drop a skittle on the kitchen floor... No problem! But the second you see an unknown speck in your drink it`s like, ”F*-K NAW!"
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I won`t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
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The awkward moment when someone is staring at you while you`re trying to eat.
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