Dear Dinner,
They`re only using you to get to me.
Sincerely, Dessert
They`re only using you to get to me.
Sincerely, Dessert
-Parminder
Facebook Food statuses
That moment when you can`t hear the TV so you just chew your food slower
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That feeling when you accidentally drop the food you are about to eat
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That moment when you enter the supermarket & see that they are giving out free samples
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I have a eating disorder, I be eating DIS order of fries, DIS order of nuggets, and DIS order of wings!
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Going to your friend`s house and eating all their food like you own the place...
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Admit it, nobody calls them "Cool Ranch" they`re just the Blue Doritos.
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Me: "I wanna go on a diet." Food: "HAHA! No."
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When I`m waiting in line for my food I tend to rehearse my order in my head.... anyone else?
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that moment when your mom asks you what the chicken she made for dinner tastes like.
-Anthony