LIKE IF When Im in the movie theater, I always finish my popcorn before the damn movie even starts.
-unknown
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That awkward moment when the chips company actually becomes generous by putting some chips in the air bags.
-unknown
Walking around the kitchen like Pac-Man when you`re hungry.
-unknown
I`m hungry, what should I do? ☐ Get up and make something ☑ Moan like a whale until someone feeds me.
-unknown
Was gonna enjoy a nice bowl of fruity pebbles & what do I see?..no milk in the refrigerator.:/
-Dominic Michael
That sexy face you make when you eat something super sour.
-Madai
In 1998, more fast food employees were murdered at work than police officers
-unknown
eating by yourself: save all the good ones for last. eating with a friend: eat all the good ones before that loser can even see them.
-unknown
Errr Excuse me? I bought a packet of CRISPS, not half a bag of air.
-Parminder
Arriving at a friends house: "Hi, thanks for having me."
Arriving at a Bestfriends house:"If there is no food, I`m going home."
Arriving at a Bestfriends house:"If there is no food, I`m going home."
-Parminder