Facebook Food statuses

That moment when you look at the sky for inspiration but the clouds remind you of cotton candy and marshmallows and then you want cotton candy and marshmallows :/
Inspiration fail :P

When you`re stressed, You eat Ice cream, Cake, Chocolate & Sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS. Mind = Blown.

Life is a constant battle between my love of food & not wanting to get fat.

I like you more than food and I really like food

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

I hate when I`m in class and all I can think about is food -.-

Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I`m getting fat!

They say you are what you eat. That`s funny, I don`t recall eating a sexy beast today.

I carry a knife with me... it`s just in case of cake.

When you say "theres nothing to eat" but there`s a whole refrigerator full of food.