Vegetarians, if you love animals SO much, why do you eat all of their food?
-unknown
Facebook Food statuses
*sees friend holding food* Me: I want food! Friend: What`s the magic word? Me: GIVE ME THE FOOD AND NO ONE GETS HURT.
-unknown
I always sneak some type of food in the movie theater
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Mint gum + Cold water = Coolest feeling ever..
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Dear raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies, you are the reason I`ve trust issues.
-unknown
“Do you know how many calories are in that?” “…Do you know how many f*cks I give?”
-unknown
Y.O.L.O = You Obviously Love Oreos
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The awkward moment when you`re taking a bite of pizza, & you accidentally bite the whole entire layer of cheese off.
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Dear girls, every calorie is not a war. You are beautiful no matter what you eat.
-unknown
when your so bored and all you do is eat, eat, and eat and you wake up next morning thinking to yourself where the food gone
-Lewis