Eggrolls: The equivalent to chinese burritos.
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Facebook Food statuses
Offering someone food and secretly hoping they don`t want it.
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Admit it, we don`t call Gatorade by its flavors, we call it by its colors.
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Who says I can`t cook? You obviously haven`t tasted my cereal.
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That`s a great story... Can i eat it? :p
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When I say ”theres nothing to eat” I mean theres nothing I like.
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Why are kids obese? Maybe because Burgers are $.99, & Salads are $4.99
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The best thing to do after a bad breakup is eat alot of ice cream, not get back toghether.
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Double-Stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos
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Admit it, you`ve tried to eat a carrot just like bugs bunny does atleast once.
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