I wonder if kids in china ever look at their happy meals toys and say "I made this" :)
-Krista
Facebook Food statuses
Teacher: what does the Green dot on the Packet of Parle-G biscuits mean?
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Student: Teacher it means that Parle-G is online. :D
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Student: Teacher it means that Parle-G is online. :D
-Jithesh
Oreos should obviously be called ``The Worlds Yummiest Cookies``!
-Vianney
3 words, 8 letters Say it and I`m yours: I got food.
-unknown
That frustrating moment when you`ve ALMOST finished your bowl of cereal, and the last 5 are like: "catch me if you can, idiot!" -_-
-unknown
I went into a McDonald’s yesterday and said, ‘I’d like some fries.’ The girl at the counter said, Would you like some fries with that?
-Rebecca
We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than fat person.
-unknown
Pretending your the host of a cooking show when your cooking home alone.
-unknown
I can`t take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you`re coming to my room.
-unknown
I only want two things in life: 1. Lose weight 2. Eat.
-unknown