Facebook Food statuses

"Okay class, now fold your paper." "Hamburger or hot dog?"

To whoever thought buttered popcorn flavored jelly beans would be a good idea: Don`t you think if I had wanted popcorn for a snack I would have eaten that instead?!

Dear Stomach, you`re bored, not hungry so shut up, please.

IDGAF = I don`t give away food

I’ve decided to get in shape. The shape will be “potato”.

"What`s up cake?" "Muffin much" :)

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: are the reason why you don’t have food

It may look like I`m having really deep thoughts but 99% of the time I`m thinking about what food I`m going to eat later.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies is the main reason why I have trust issues.

just ate a tootsie pop. It took 456 licks to get to the tootsie roll center. You`re welcome.