Okay. Dude. I love you. But NO, you can NOT have any of MY food.
-unknown
Facebook Food statuses
Me: why am I still single? Brain: you`re weird. Body: and you`re fat! Face: plus you`re pretty ugly.. Food: I`m here for you.
-unknown
"I`m so hungry!" "Didn`t you just eat?" "Yeah... So?"
-unknown
Imagine if someone`s name was Gurt. You`d be all like, "yo, Gurt!"...
-unknown
Oh, vegetarians... If you`re trying to save the animals, why are you eating their food?
-unknown
I`m fluffy and I know it! I eat out! Jiggle, Jiggle, Jiggle, yea! Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle yea!!!
-unknown
The moment when you have a dinner with a respectful family, you try to eat with manners and end up fighting with the chicken
-Elegant
Dear everyone, upset, bored, angry or hungry - I`m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.
-unknown
Ice cream brain freeze... Nature`s way of saying, "Slow down & take a breath, fatty."
-unknown
"Do you realize how many calories are in that?" "Do you realize how much I dont care?"
-unknown