why spend $80 on a swimsuit when you can buy 320 chicken nuggets
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Facebook Food statuses
fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated
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marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of yours
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"true beauty is within" for example opening your fridge
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Put a small glass of water in the microwave while you heat up your pizza: it will keep it from getting chewy.
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my favorite hobby is forgetting to eat all day and then consuming 2000 calories in a 30 minute period
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it sucks being the potato in a group of french fries
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It`s not fair to blame Pizza Hut for my weight gain. It was more of a Domino effect :)
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RIP to all the money i spent on food so far this year.
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Six foods that have been shown to improve your mood include oatmeal, cereal, salmon, milk, dark chocolate and bananas.
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