Friend: Shares a bag of chips*...Best friends: *Eats them all, then gives you the empty bag* "You can have the rest."
-unknown
Facebook Food statuses
IDGAF = I don`t give away food.
-unknown
Dear Stomach, you`re bored, not hungry so shut up, please.
-unknown
Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat :)
-Rohit
Eating popcorn: 80% during the trailers. 20% during the movie.
-unknown
I saw footage of polar bears drinking water today. But it`s obviously fake... Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola.
-unknown
You`re so sad.......... BUY A HAPPY MEAL :D
-Nagham
I have this condition that prevents me from going on a diet…I get hungry.
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I think it`s funny when people say, `Eww... it tastes like shit!` What I want to know is how do they know what shit tastes like???
-Dorian
"Dude she just called you fat!" "OH HELL NO, Hold my cake!"
-unknown