I made you a waffle. (>•_•)># But then I was like, "I`m hungry..." (>•#•<) So I ate it. (>•_•)>
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Facebook Food statuses
Drinking water and thinking "I`m healthy today!"
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In math class: (~_~) | In lunchtime: (^▿^)
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*Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!!! King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds.
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If you`ve never drank straight from the carton late at night, you`re not a real man.
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The awkward moment when I smell the food and get hungry instantly.
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I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put a couple chips in it.
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"Mom, make me some food?" "Get it yourself." "Nevermind, I`m not hungry."
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How to be skinny: 1.Turn your head to the right. 2.Turn your head to the left. (Repeat this everytime you are offered something to eat)
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That awkward moment when your choking and your mom tells you to take a drink and your like.."that`s what caused it!"
-Nikki