Mission Impossible: Not eating a French Fry on the way home from the drive thru.
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Facebook Food statuses
Dear chocolate commercials, no one eats chocolate in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people.
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Oreos: first you twist it, then you... oh it broke.
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Dear microwave, tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?
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People who sleep less tend to eat more during the following day.
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Finding a hair in your food and debating whether to complain or not.
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If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
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Alcohol. Because no good story starts with, "This one time I ate a salad..."
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When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too.
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That awkward moment when you`re over someones house and they offer you food but you don`t know how much to take.
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