LIKE IF: When i`m at a restaurant, i finish my drink before the meal even arrives.
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Facebook Food statuses
Toaster Settings: 1) I do nothing. 2) I do nothing. 3) I SET THE BREAD ON FIRE!
-Ronde
When your cookie becomes suicidal and suddenly decides to drown itself at the bottom of your milk
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Are gingers allowed to eat at restaurants that serve soul food?
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I can always make room in my stomach for the dessert no matter how full I am.
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In math class: (~_~) | In lunchtime: (^▿^)
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That annoying moment when people take forever to order food while I`m in line.
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The best thing ever in life is to walk around in a kitchen with a lot of food like Pac-Man when you`re hungry.
-unknown
LIKE IF you sneak food into movie theaters. $4 for a pack of skittles? My ass.
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Texting with your pinky finger because you`re eating
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