Do you want some chips with your salt there?
-Nick
Facebook Food statuses
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but heres some bisto, now make me gravy
-Nick
Mom: "Eat your vegetables." Me: "I hate vegetables!" Mom: "But they like you!" Me: "That`s because I don`t eat them!"
-unknown
My head says, “Go workout” but my heart says, “Stay on the internet forever and eat!”
-unknown
If the banks and Wall Street were as strictly regulated as the cut off time for breakfast at McDonalds, there would be no problems with this economy.
-Bobby
Anyone else hate tomatoes but like ketchup?
-unknown
Walking around the kitchen like PacMan when you`re hungry.
-unknown
"My house is boring." "So is mine." "Yeah but you have food so I`m coming over."
-unknown
Life is NOTHING like Burger King. You can never have it your way.
-unknown
Being fat is just like a trophy for all of the awesome food you ate.
-unknown