I just burned 1200 calories. I forgot the pizza in the oven.
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Facebook Food statuses
"Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah" "Ok then i`m coming ."
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The disappointment when you realize dinner is something you don`t like.
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That annoying moment when people take ages to order food while I`m in line.
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Pizza: Round food, cut into triangles and put into a square box.
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IDGAF = I Don`t Give Away Food.
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LIKE IF: The first time I had a Mcflurry, I thought the spoon was a straw too.
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I enjoy long ,romantic walks to the fridge ;)
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Forgetting to read the "Shake Well" instruction on a drink, then feeling like you missed out.
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Mom: I'm going to the store
Me: come back with some coke
(10 minutes later).... she comes back with diet
Me: come back with some coke
(10 minutes later).... she comes back with diet
-Kuel