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A Big Mac, Large fries, and a DIET Coke? You must really be watching your calories. Don`t be too hard on yourself.
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Microwave minutes seem way longer when you`re hungry.
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Secrets Of Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries. "Few moments on your Lips, Forever on your Hips..."
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"I want to lick you out,” I whispered seductively, to the almost empty jar of Nutella.
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Just had a salad..... better chase it with a few chocolate chip cookies.
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That annoying moment when people take forever to order food while I`m in line.
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Mission Impossible: Ordering something at Subway without saying, "ummmm"
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that terrible feeling of being hungry but having no clue what you wanna eat :/
-Clara-Beanz
If we aren`t supposed to eat midnight snacks, why does the fridge have a light?
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I`m sure the people who work at Starbucks think, "I`m so damn tired of these kids coming in here and taking pictures of their coffee."
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