Facebook Food statuses
Stomach: Oh your taking a test in class and its dead silent? Here let me play the song of my people.
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People: "I love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me." Me: "I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready."
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That ONE person you can`t stop thinking aboutÂ…...until you have food in front of you
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The food channel is like porn for your stomach.
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When you eat food that`s too hot and start breathing like a retarded dragon.
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I`m never really sure if I`m hungry or just bored.
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Mission impossible: not eating a french fry on the way home from the drive thru.
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"I`d like a $5 dollar footlong"....."That`ll be 7.55"....."Bitch what?"
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To the fool who decided a 1 inch Snickers bar should be called `fun size`, SERIOUSLY when was the last time anything an inch long was fun!?!
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At least the INTERNET has 0 calories.
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