I really don`t care about the party. I only came for free food. :)
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Did you know:Even without refrigeration, honey can last indefinitely in a properly sealed container.
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Whenever I open the fridge, my dog looks at me like, "why don`t you eat all the food?"
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exercise…ex…er…cise…..ex…ar…..size……eggs…are…sides….for bacon. bacon.
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*ordering food with mom* Me: I want a #1 and a soda. Mom: We have soda at home. Me: ITS NOT THE SAME DAMNIT
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When someone gives you food out of nowhere, the first thing you say is, "What did you do to it?"
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I always start my diet on the same day... tomorrow!
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I love that moment of joy when I see my food coming at a restaurant.
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In the restaurant: "Would you like a table?" "No, a lamp for 5 please."
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I`ve never been in love... But I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
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