Facebook Food statuses

*drinks 1 bottle of water*
man i am so good at taking care of myself i mean wow
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Pizza will never break your heart.
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my favorite hobby is forgetting to eat all day and then consuming 2000 calories in a 30 minute period
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if you don`t eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
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I`m rebooting my life;
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Ctrl+Alt+Vodka
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I think it`s weird how some days I feel skinny and other days I feel like a busted can of cinnamon rolls
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technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece
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the thicker your thighs are the more snacks can lay on your lap
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Eating your food slowly will help you lose weight, enjoy your food, reduce stress, and lead to better digestion.
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Eating tomatoes helps to prevent sunburn. Tomatoes provide the best defense against sun damage
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