When someone gives you food out of nowhere, the first thing you say is, "What did you do to it?"
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Facebook Food statuses
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
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Me opening the fridge: "Baby you light up my world like nobody else."
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China has blocked Twitter. Now 1.3 billion people will have no idea what I’m having for lunch.
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Twinkle twinkle little star, point me to the nearest bar.
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Going to the supermarket with your mom and secretly putting a snack into the cart without her knowing.
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at least the Internet has 0 calories
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I`m the type of person who eats all the popcorn before the movie even starts.
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Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food
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That beautiful moment when you see your food coming at a restaurant... And it ends up going to the next table..
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