Like if you also always skip the first piece of bread because it`s ugly.
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Facebook Food statuses
Friend: *Wakes up first* "Great. I`ll just sit here and wait." Best friend: *Beats them with a pillow* "Wake the f*ck up! I`m hungry!"
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Just finished my 6minutes upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up put food in mouth, switch arms :)
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There`s no "share" in Nutella.
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There`s no "share" in "pizza".
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I need you. I want you. I love you.... Food.
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Normal Teenager: Make sure to be quiet while sneaking out of the house at 1am. Me: Make sure to be quiet while making a sandwich at 1am.
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That awkward moment when you can`t tell the difference between hunger and boredom.
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I swear I crave Starbucks at least ten times. Every day.
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My head says go to the gym. My heart says eat more tacos.
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