Stomach: Oh your taking a test in class and its dead silent? Here let me play the song of my people.
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Facebook Food statuses
Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people.
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Why I try samples at stores: 5% I’m thinking of buying the product 95% I want free food.
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People who share their food with me have a special place in my heart.
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3 words, 8 letters... say it and I`m yours... "I got food.".
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If there`s ice cream trucks in the summer then why isn`t there Starbucks trucks in the winter?
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Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on.
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Me opening the fridge: "Baby you light up my world like nobody else.".
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Sometimes happiness can be found in that slice of pizza that has extra cheese.
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The most romantic thing you can ever do for me is buy me food.
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